Soooo, my little brother asked me what does “YOLO” mean.
I sat him down and I told him that “YOLO” means : YOU ONLY LOVE ONIONS. Now he’s going around telling people that YOLO is shorter word for YOU ONLY LOVE ONIONS.
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
If 80's bands were students
Mötley Crüe: The attention whore with bad boy attitude who gets all the chicks.
Poison: The attention whore who tries.
Bon Jovi: The nice guy who is friend with everyone (or so he thinks).
Def Leppard: The british dude who's always happy no matter what.
Hanoi Rocks: The exotic loner who doesn't really fit in a group.
Guns N' Roses: The bad guy who breaks all the rules, punches all the dudes and fucks all the chicks.
L.A. Guns: The dude who's always in the shadow of GN'R.
Skid Row: The cool dude who always throws parties. Is friend with GN'R.
W.A.S.P.: The creepy guy no one wants to talk with...calls himself a "sexual pervert".
Cinderella: The lovely dude who is best friend with all the girls.
Metallica: The beer-drinking bully who's always too late.
Megadeth: The beer-drinking bully who tries.
He wasn’t there for Sam! I always was!
↳ A Very Supernatural Christmas x Dream a Little Dream of Me
(Source: immahunter, via itsallyouhavegotinsideyourhead)